Did you know that only 53% of Americans celebrate Valentine’s Day? To capture consumers’ hearts during the season of love, marketers often venture into bizarre territory… and some companies take things a little too far. From the horrifying to the humorous, we’ve selected the crème de la crème de la cringe for your viewing pleasure – ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy the 10 weirdest Valentine’s Day Ads of All Time.

10. Valentine’s Day Cup – by Burger King France

It’s like Lady and the Tramp, but … soda? We’re still trying to figure out the logistics of this for anyone who plans to spend more than 5 seconds sipping their drink.

9. It’s all here – by Bud Light

Humor can be an effective foil to appeal to customers, but this malodorous mare sleigh ride falls flat.

8. Smooth Valentine’s Day – by Wilkinson

There’s no better way to remind gents to shave than with an interactive fuzzy-face billboard made with… rose stems?

7. The Sweetheart Sweatshirt… er, “Sweat-Heart Sweet-Shirt” – by an unknown reatiler

Want one sweet shirt for two sweaty-hearted people? This one can be yours for a mere $79!

6. Chocolate Cartomizers by Greensmoke

Tell your baby they’re smokin’ – electronically, of course.

Source: Stanford

5. Would you kiss you? – by Schick

No.

Source: Hongkiat

4. Valentine’s Day Love Language – by thortful

Sure, everyone has their own love language, but who thought this was compelling?

3. Roaches Are Forever – by the Bronx Zoo

Nothing says romance like cockroaches!

2. Elegant Valentine’s Day – by Fart by Mail

Yes, this is really a thing.

1. Valentine’s Movie Night – by Tharp-Sontheimer Funeral Home

Free popcorn? Check. Free flowers? Double check. Free corpses? Triple che — wait what?

Source: WGNO